The vast majority of us don't want to face the fact that we're in the middle of a sweeping social revolution. In sex. In spiritual values. In opposition to wars no one wants. In opposition to government big-brotherhood. In civil rights. In basic human goals. They're all facets of a general upheaval.

Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?

There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.

If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

You become successful, the way I see it, only if you're good enough to deliver what the public enjoys. If you're not, you won't have any audience; so the performer really has more to do with his success than the public does.