Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
I owe one thing to my public - the best performance I can give.
I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.
If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.
Audiences have proved time and again that they don't want a steady diet of any entertainer airing his social views - especially if he's a comedian.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.