We have two kinds of air: regular and chunky style.

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.

Maybe we should hold the next [Olympic] games in Afghanistan and hope the Soviets pull out of that one too.