We have two kinds of air: regular and chunky style.

The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

There's a lot of hypocrisy in audiences. I'd never dream of telling even on a nightclub stage, let alone my show, some of the jokes that are told in a lot of the living rooms from which we get those letters!

Entertainment is like any other major industry; it's cold, big business. The business end wants to know one thing: Can you do the job? If you can, you're in, you're made; if you can't, you're out.

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions.