Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions.
Johnny CarsonWhen the public starts classifying you as thoughtful, someone given to serious issues, you find yourself declassified as a humorist.
Johnny CarsonThe difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
Johnny Carson