The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

It's the lack of this kind of open and honest education about sex that causes so many kids to grow up with sexual hang-ups.

I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.

Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there.

I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.