Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money.
Johnny CarsonWe resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.
Johnny CarsonAdults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.
Johnny Carson