In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.
There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.
Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.
Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.