People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
I get sick of that old rationalization, "We're staying together because of the children." Kids couldn't be more miserable living with parents who can't stand each other. They're far better off if there's an honest, clean divorce.