People are hypocrites. If you ask them what they want to see on TV, they'll tell you they want better quality programming. And then what do they watch? 'Gilligan's Island.'

It's the lack of this kind of open and honest education about sex that causes so many kids to grow up with sexual hang-ups.

I have an ego like anybody else, but I don't need to be stoked by going before the public all the time.

Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!!

I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.

I've worked ever since I was a kid with a two-bit kit of magic tricks trying to improve my skills at entertaining whatever public I had - and to make myself ready, whenever the breaks came, to entertain a wider and more demanding public.

I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you. If you don't hurt anybody else, what you do is your own business.