I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.

When the public starts classifying you as thoughtful, someone given to serious issues, you find yourself declassified as a humorist.

Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.

Americans, too many of them, take themselves too seriously. You're going to get rapped - by the viewers, by the sponsors and by the network brass - if you joke about doctors, lawyers, dentists, scientists, bus drivers, I don't care who. You can't make a joke about Catholics, Negroes, Jews, Italians, politicians, dogs or cats. In fact, politicians, dogs and cats are the most sacred institutions in America.

Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.

Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions.