Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
I see a lot of new faces. Especially on the old faces.
Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.