Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.
As you all know by now, this is the 51st annual Academy Awards. Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
Democracy means free television, not good television, but free.
If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.