I can't go anywhere without being bugged by somebody. I'd love to just hike out down the street, or drop in a restaurant, or wander in the park, or take my kids somewhere without collecting a trail of people. But I can't.

I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.

May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.