I can't go anywhere without being bugged by somebody. I'd love to just hike out down the street, or drop in a restaurant, or wander in the park, or take my kids somewhere without collecting a trail of people. But I can't.

Do you know my dream? I really want to become an aluminum-siding salesman.

I've worked ever since I was a kid with a two-bit kit of magic tricks trying to improve my skills at entertaining whatever public I had - and to make myself ready, whenever the breaks came, to entertain a wider and more demanding public.

Having money gives me the freedom to worry about the things that really matter.

I can empathize with President [George Bush]. I know what it feels like having a young guy waiting around for you to keel over.

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.

I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.