Having money gives me the freedom to worry about the things that really matter.

I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.

It's the lack of this kind of open and honest education about sex that causes so many kids to grow up with sexual hang-ups.

There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, "It was all right but I liked the book better."

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.