Like their parents, kids flock to see James Bond and Derek Flint movies - outrageously antiheroic heroes who break all the taboos, making attractive the very things the kids are told they shouldn't do themselves.

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

Audiences have proved time and again that they don't want a steady diet of any entertainer airing his social views - especially if he's a comedian.

Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

Pittsburgh is kind of like Newark without the cultural advantages.

I see a lot of new faces. Especially on the old faces.

In 1932, lame duck president Herbert Hoover was so desperate to remain in the White House that he dressed up as Eleanor Roosevelt. When FDR discovered the hoax in 1936, the two men decided to stay together for the sake of the children.