Like their parents, kids flock to see James Bond and Derek Flint movies - outrageously antiheroic heroes who break all the taboos, making attractive the very things the kids are told they shouldn't do themselves.

Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.

They say atomic rad-i-ation can hurt your reproductive organs. My answer is, so can a hockey stick. But we don't stop building them.

I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.

Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there.

I play my life straight - the way I see it. I'm grateful to audiences for watching me and for enjoying what I do - but I'm not one of those who believe that a successful entertainer is made by the public, as is so often said.

If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.