Believe me, you don't walk away from the kind of money you make with a daily television show. You might get awful tired of it sometimes, but take a second look at the check and you get less tired right away.

Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

Everybody I meet in public seems to want to audition for me. If I ask a guy what time it is, he'll sing it to me.

I can't say I ever wanted to become an entertainer. I already was one, sort of-around the house, at school, doing my magic tricks, throwing my voice and doing Popeye impersonations. People thought I was funny; so I kind of took entertaining for granted It was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.

Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.

We're more effective than birth control pills.

It's the lack of this kind of open and honest education about sex that causes so many kids to grow up with sexual hang-ups.