Believe me, you don't walk away from the kind of money you make with a daily television show. You might get awful tired of it sometimes, but take a second look at the check and you get less tired right away.

That would have been a great ticket, Reagan and Ford - an actor and a stuntman.

Democracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto. Usually a mop or a leaf blower.

The vast majority of us don't want to face the fact that we're in the middle of a sweeping social revolution. In sex. In spiritual values. In opposition to wars no one wants. In opposition to government big-brotherhood. In civil rights. In basic human goals. They're all facets of a general upheaval.

I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.

Entertainment is like any other major industry; it's cold, big business. The business end wants to know one thing: Can you do the job? If you can, you're in, you're made; if you can't, you're out.

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.