That would have been a great ticket, Reagan and Ford - an actor and a stuntman.

As you all know by now, this is the 51st annual Academy Awards. Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.

Democracy is the eagle on the back of a dollar bill, with 13 arrows in one claw, 13 leaves on a branch, 13 tail feathers, and 13 stars over its head - this signifies that when the white man came to this country, it was bad luck for the Indians, bad luck for the trees, bad luck for the wildlife, and lights out for the American eagle.

I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you. If you don't hurt anybody else, what you do is your own business.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline.