NBC's a little jealous of CNN correspondent Wolf Blitzer. They want to get a reporter with a macho-sounding name too, so they're changing Irving R. Levine's name to Scud Shrapnel.
Johnny CarsonHappiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny CarsonI have an ego like anybody else, but I don't need to be stoked by going before the public all the time.
Johnny Carson