Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Johnny CarsonI wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.
Johnny CarsonI can't say I ever wanted to become an entertainer. I already was one, sort of-around the house, at school, doing my magic tricks, throwing my voice and doing Popeye impersonations. People thought I was funny; so I kind of took entertaining for granted It was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.
Johnny Carson