George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?
Johnny CarsonHow much of the national news that you report to the public each night consists of information you've actually gone out and dug up on your own?
Johnny CarsonThe worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Johnny Carson