I see a lot of new faces. Especially on the old faces.

The best way to thaw a frozen turkey? Blow in it's ear.

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples.

Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.

I don't think it's you that changes with success - it's the people around you who change. Because of your new status, they change in relation to you.

Pittsburgh is kind of like Newark without the cultural advantages.