I see a lot of new faces. Especially on the old faces.

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

Everybody I meet in public seems to want to audition for me. If I ask a guy what time it is, he'll sing it to me.

Maybe we should hold the next [Olympic] games in Afghanistan and hope the Soviets pull out of that one too.

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.