I see a lot of new faces. Especially on the old faces.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you. If you don't hurt anybody else, what you do is your own business.

Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.

I play my life straight - the way I see it. I'm grateful to audiences for watching me and for enjoying what I do - but I'm not one of those who believe that a successful entertainer is made by the public, as is so often said.

Pittsburgh is kind of like Newark without the cultural advantages.