Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

People are brought up to think, "It's nice to be modest. It's nice to hide your light under a bushel." Well, bullshit! I've never bought that. In my business, the only thing you've really got is your talent; it's the only thing you have to sell.

Talking about sexual morality, I wouldn't agree that it's declining, but it's certainly changing. Young and old, we are very much in the process of taking a fresh look at the whole issue of morality. The only decline that's taking place - and it's about time - is in the old puritanical concept that sex is equated with sin.

Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'

I owe one thing to my public - the best performance I can give.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.