The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars.
How much of the national news that you report to the public each night consists of information you've actually gone out and dug up on your own?
I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom.
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.