I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
How much of the national news that you report to the public each night consists of information you've actually gone out and dug up on your own?
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.
Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized.
I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.