Talking about sexual morality, I wouldn't agree that it's declining, but it's certainly changing. Young and old, we are very much in the process of taking a fresh look at the whole issue of morality. The only decline that's taking place - and it's about time - is in the old puritanical concept that sex is equated with sin.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

I can empathize with President [George Bush]. I know what it feels like having a young guy waiting around for you to keel over.

I see a lot of new faces. Especially on the old faces.

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.

Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples.