How much of the national news that you report to the public each night consists of information you've actually gone out and dug up on your own?

Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

Egyptian President Sadat had a belly dancer entertain President Nixon at a state dinner. Mr. Nixon was really impressed. He hadn't seen contortions like that since Rose Mary Woods.

Everybody I meet in public seems to want to audition for me. If I ask a guy what time it is, he'll sing it to me.

As long as I don't commit any crimes, you have no right to judge me except by my performance as a professional. On that level, you're welcome to think whatever you want about me.

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

The vast majority of us don't want to face the fact that we're in the middle of a sweeping social revolution. In sex. In spiritual values. In opposition to wars no one wants. In opposition to government big-brotherhood. In civil rights. In basic human goals. They're all facets of a general upheaval.