Democracy means free television, not good television, but free.
Only lie about the future.
I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
There's a big difference between being a loner and being lonely. I'm far from lonely. My day is full of things I enjoy, starting with my show. Any time my work is going well and I have a relationship with a woman that's pretty solid, that does it for me.
George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?