I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

I think I'm a little concussed.

I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?