I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.

You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am.

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.