I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

I think it sort of dawns on you that if you're not gigging constantly you're not actually relevant. You may be relevant to a different part of the media now, to television commissioners and editors, but to a young live-comedy audience you're not, really.

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.