The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.

Some comics are in it for what they can get out of it. Others are in it for a love of comedy. I think those that are in it for a genuine love of comedy find each other within the circuit and become friends.

It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.