Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.