Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though.

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.

I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.