It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
Johnny VegasI hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.
Johnny VegasI came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors in the town and had refused to work in South Africa years ago because of the situation there. And he's never mentioned it - you just find out. That's a real man to me. A sleeping lion.
Johnny VegasNever try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.
Johnny Vegas