When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.
Johnny VegasI used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
Johnny VegasI hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.
Johnny VegasIf an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.
Johnny Vegas