I use very few muscles at the best of times.

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!