I use very few muscles at the best of times.

It can be tough as a jobbing actor.

I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up.

I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.