My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.

I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up.

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.