My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.

My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.