You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.