You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.

Writing a book about yourself is like therapy, and you go 'Oh My God, that's the reason that happened.' Writing about it, you're forced to really examine things.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.