You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

Class still matters in Britain today.