I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.

Writing a book about yourself is like therapy, and you go 'Oh My God, that's the reason that happened.' Writing about it, you're forced to really examine things.

You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.