I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

Writing a book about yourself is like therapy, and you go 'Oh My God, that's the reason that happened.' Writing about it, you're forced to really examine things.

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up.