It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.

My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!'

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.