I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.

Some comics are in it for what they can get out of it. Others are in it for a love of comedy. I think those that are in it for a genuine love of comedy find each other within the circuit and become friends.

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.