Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.

My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.