Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am.

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!