I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.
Johnny VegasBaldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
Johnny VegasI used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.
Johnny Vegas