I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike out.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

The President says, "We are in the fight for a way of life. This is the greatest battle of our generation, and of the generations to come."

Bad jokes, and gay marriage are destroying this country - but torture can save it.

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is.