I watch a lot of astronaut movies....Mostly Star Wars. And even Han and Chewie use a checklist.

The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.

The government that governs best, governs best!

The Department of Homeland Security recommends a three-day supply of water consisting of one bottle per day for each person in your home. Plus one extra bottle to give you all something to kill each other over on day four.

It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.

I have the liberal dictionary right here...let's see how they define water-boarding: 'Something done by the evil troops, who we don't support, to innocent terrorists violating their rights to bomb our cities and make us get gay marriage.'

I have a lot of hostility.