Don't worry, as long as America still has natural resources, you guys are okay.

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.

The government should stop meddling in the business of the farmers, who would actually still be living ina desert if not for government meddling.

You need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and not come away thinking, "Hey, there's something wrong with this mirror."

In my head, thought, I would love to do an interview where it's just sort of de-constructed - the talking points of Iraq - sort of the idea of, is this really the conversation we're having about this war? That if we don't defeat Al Qaeda in Iraq, they'll follow us home? That to support the troops means not to question that the surge could work. That, what we're really seeing in Iraq is not a terrible war, but in fact, just the media's portrayal of it.

We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is - on the brink of catastrophe - torn by polarizing hate, and how it's a shame that we can't work together to get things done, but the truth is we do. We work together to get things done every damn day!

[CNN, USA Today] they've got 24 hours to fill. You know, how many times can Anna Nicole Smith's baby get a new father?