Don't worry, as long as America still has natural resources, you guys are okay.

9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.

Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.

Reform Jews are the children of Conservative Jews, or as they are sometimes known, Christians with curlier hair.

In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue and discovered America. Now, some have argued Columbus actually discovered the West Indies, or that Norsemen had discovered America centuries earlier, or that you really can't get credit for discovering a land already populated by indigenous people with a developed civilization. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.

If you are a minority or an interest group, the Democrats will hold the debate at your house. Whereas Republicans take a slightly different approach: they have a big tent - you're just not allowed in it.