Don't worry, as long as America still has natural resources, you guys are okay.

You know if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden.

I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.

Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?

Yon Kippur. Greatest Jewish holiday ever. The Jewish day of attonement. You don't ear for one day, all your sins for the year are wiped clean. Beat that with your little Lent. What is Lent? Forty days of absolution. Forty days to one day. Even in sin you're paying retail.

It's nice to know that [God] can destroy us in a myriad of ways.

You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.