It's funny. When we were alive we spent much of our time staring up at the cosmos and wondering what was out there. We were obsessed with the moon and whether we could one day visit it. The day we finally walked on it was celebrated worldwide as perhaps man's greatest achievement. But it was while we were there, gathering rocks from the moon's desolate landscape, that we looked up and caught a glimpse of just how incredible our own planet was. Its singular astonishing beauty. We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.

No, I live in New Jersey because I like living in New Jersey.

Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.

Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.