The next four years, though, you still have to abide by the oversight process that is there to prevent this kind of bizarre sort of cult-like atmosphere that falls along. I mean, I accept that kind of veil of secrecy around Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but I don't accept that around our government.

On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.

The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.

It's not really a good sign when your audience applauds Satan.

Trent Lott has regained a position of leadership. He was the former majority leader who lost his post for racially insensitive commentary. I believe he mentioned that Strom Thurmond in 1948, who ran as a segregationist candidate, should have won. ... But now, sound the irony alarm. He has recaptured a position and his position -- I kid you not -- in the Senate will be minority whip. So, my guess is he takes to that job like, let's say, white on rice.

Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?

Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.