Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?

I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection.

Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.

Why would these English explorers search for these spices, yet never use them in their food?

I don't know how people feel,that's the beauty of TV, is they can see us, but we can't see them.

I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".

It's nice to know that [God] can destroy us in a myriad of ways.