Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?

They may want to insist that corporations are people but corporations are certainly not Americans.

If you are a minority or an interest group, the Democrats will hold the debate at your house. Whereas Republicans take a slightly different approach: they have a big tent - you're just not allowed in it.

Nathan Lane's Bus of Broadway Fun will be leaving shortly.

Across the nation, thousands of people are lining up in hospital waiting rooms, out the doors, down the steps, around the corners, and behind the hedges, waiting for their inoculations. Here's another idea for avoiding the flu: DON'T stand outside in the cold for hours around lots of other people.

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.