61% of graduating teens have had sex, 37% will eventually have sex, and 2% become statisticians.
Jon StewartI masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.
Jon StewartThe Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.
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