If I could be really competent, that goes such a long way toward things, because the majority of things are not competent. If I can be competent, and have moments of originality, that's all I would ask for.

We grew up in the good old days before kids had these damn computers and actually played outside.

The wisdom of the masses is not always wise. You could put a lot of things to a vote-you could have put anti-miscegenation laws to a vote, and that would have passed pretty handily. Either all people are created equal-or they're not. You're either buying into the original premise of America-or you're not.

I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.

Here it is. My moment of zen.

The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.

I'm not a very serious Jew. I don't wear the protective religious headgear. They only wear that because 40% of all religious thoughts escape through the head.