I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
Jon StewartThou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
Jon StewartUsually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.
Jon StewartI have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.
Jon Stewart