In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a... well, yes I am.

You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.

Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.

We're going to do a challenge. I'm going to try and download every movie ever made and you are going to try to sign up for Obamacare - and we'll see which happens first.

Reform Jews are the children of Conservative Jews, or as they are sometimes known, Christians with curlier hair.

The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.

If there was one lesson to be drawn from Bush's appearance (on 'Meet the Press') it's that he doesn't have to be forthcoming or honest. And he's the first to tell you why. (Bush:) 'I'm a war president.' He added: 'I guess I should have told you that back in 2000.'