I wonder who really is the change candidate? It can't be both of them [Hillary Clinton & Barak Obama]. What would be a black man and a woman - how could that be different than the 43 other Presidents we've had?

I just thought, there are very few stories involving me, Anna Nicole Smith, and Jesus.

The President says, "We are in the fight for a way of life. This is the greatest battle of our generation, and of the generations to come."

Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch.

I can't believe I'm comforting a billionaire.

[He died of thirst?] That sounds, if I might say, like the greatest Sprite commercial ever.

You cannot judge a book by its contents.