I wonder who really is the change candidate? It can't be both of them [Hillary Clinton & Barak Obama]. What would be a black man and a woman - how could that be different than the 43 other Presidents we've had?

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

It's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights...

There is going to come a day when everyone here is going to need keen observation and wit to ridicule George W. Bush. But when that day comes, all we're going to have are tired puns and goofy looks. Because as you would say, we're suffering from the soft bigotry of low expectorations.

Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic office, where Schwarzenegger's only responsibility was doing hundreds of jumping jacks he was going to do anyway.

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege.