In South Carolina, Senator John Edwards won handily, fulfilling his promise to win every state he was born in.
Jon StewartThe wisdom of the masses is not always wise. You could put a lot of things to a vote-you could have put anti-miscegenation laws to a vote, and that would have passed pretty handily. Either all people are created equal-or they're not. You're either buying into the original premise of America-or you're not.
Jon StewartI'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.
Jon StewartIt really does seem that the Democrat's problem isn't that they're calling for timetables - it's that they're calling them 'timetables'. You're up against Bush and the Republicans - you've got to bring some zing. Don't call them timetables - call them 'Patriot Dates', 'Freedom Deadlines'... 'Glory Goals'.
Jon Stewart