I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'

[If President Bush is right about democracy in Iraq] I may, and I don't know if I can physically do this, implode.

The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.

In what is perhaps the strangest turn in the President's efforts to rally support, he agreed that Iraq is just like Vietnam, but in a good way.

What's with the poverty Tourette's? Why do these two think we need a hobo for president?

Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.

They have to put Trump on every program, spewing his crazy ideas, because his poll numbers are so high. And his poll numbers are so high because they put him on every program, spewing his crazy ideas.