There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.

Following revelations that he fathered a love child, the good Reverend Jesse Jackson - or should we say the 'very' good Reverend - is enduring the scandal with the help of family and friends. A scandal which gives clearer meaning to the Rainbow Coalition's Operation 'Push'.

Well, I'm sold. I'll take one America.

I don't know how people feel,that's the beauty of TV, is they can see us, but we can't see them.

The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'