You need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and not come away thinking, "Hey, there's something wrong with this mirror."

The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'

If you want, you can try and get a broader perspective, or you can find people who are absolutely out of their minds, or find people that are doing incredibly complex and interesting and urgent journalism. And the same goes for our show. It's a prism into people's own ideologies, when they watch our program. This is just our take.

Any fool can blow something up. Any fool can destroy. But to see these guys, these firefighters and these policemen and people from all over the country, literally with buckets, rebuilding... that's extraordinary. And that's why we have already won... they can't... it's light. It's democracy. They can't shut that down.

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege.

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns... the writers are back!