You talk about the Pro-Life movement being one of the great shames of our nation. I think, if you want number two, I think - I think it's that. I think it's absolute - it's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights.

I like not to be good at anything, so I keep hopping around.

What I like to do is come in, write the entire program and treat my staff to hot stone massages.

I watch a lot of astronaut movies....Mostly Star Wars. And even Han and Chewie use a checklist.

Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.

You think that sense of humor goes as far as our ideology. I think that ultimately, we have we have very interesting reactions on our show. People are constantly saying, "I love your-your show is so funny, until you made a joke about global warming, which is a serious issue, and I can't believe you did that. And I am never watching your show again."

Songwriting is the way of perpetual want. Songwriters are the blessed/cursed people. You will never have a moment's peace in your life. You will always be wanting the next song.