To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.

We have standards. Anybody with the kind of journalism experience and professionalism that you have displayed over these years can not work for my program.

My buddy Tim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin gas, and he makes two fifty for an hour. He's got rhythm in his hands as he's tappin' on the cans, sings rock and roll in the shower.

We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

No health care for poor kids? You know, I thought something like that was only done by cartoon villains. You're (Pres. Bush) slowly going from being Nixon to Mr. Burns.

I am sick of deconstructing their propaganda, because it's pretty much the same as it's always been. It's just repeating something over and over again until we believe it and we hope that you believe it.