To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.

We have standards. Anybody with the kind of journalism experience and professionalism that you have displayed over these years can not work for my program.

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.

If you don't get it right with your first family, you can always do it again with another.

I want a sandwich named after me.

Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is....(seriously thinking about it)....%#@&!

You can have all the muskets you want! You can even have assault muskets!...Their (the NRA's) paranoid fear of a possible dystopic future prevents us from addressing our actual dystopic present. We can't even begin to address 30,000 gun deaths that are actually, in reality, happening in this country every year because a few of us must remain vigilant against the rise of an imaginary Hitler.